Wellllllllll, I bow before a master of the double entendre.

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"Bareback" condoms? Are they made with Oxymoron&trade?

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I'd stay away from those lightly lubricated ones. "Same great taste, less filling" is not the proper slogan. Where do I find the ones that are "more filling"???

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"God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!"

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I just hope you were wearing the sable last night.

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Bareback condoms provided by the Health Care Convenience Center dispenser....... uh, yeeeeah. And "Slighty lubricated" condoms for that bareback feel but without the spit.

Decisions.
Decisions.
DE-CIS-SHUNS!

and WHAT!@#$%^&*, no condoms for five-finger-FISTING!!!!!!! CRIMETY!

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YAY! And me, I like the beefy arm reflection. You guys are SO sexy together!

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